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30 Funny Happy Easter Quotes

Here you will find 30 Funny Easter quotes which will make your upcoming Easter more funny and enjoyable.

If you are going to wish someone happy Easter then these Humorous Easter quotes would be the best way to express your feelings in a enjoyable way!

Funny Quotes for Easter Day

“Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.” – Garrison Keillor

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“I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.” – Caroline Rhea’s Funny Easter quotes.

“Most people outside of America won’t get it. It’s the Easter bunny. It’s another lie and I don’t understand why we had to invent this character.” – Todd Rundgren

“Easter has been cancelled – they found the body.” – Jim Butcher

“Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.” – Clarence W. Hall

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“Easter is a time for dressing up, looking your best, and hunting for candy. It’s Halloween in reverse.” – Melanie White

“My father was so cheap. Every Easter we’d wear the same clothes, but he’d take us to a different church.” – A. J. Jamal

“My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.” – Amy Sedaris

“The real reason Easter is on a different day each year is because sometimes it’s difficult to remember which lie you told.” – Jimmy Carr

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“Easter is not a passport to another world; it is a quality of perception for this one.” – W.P. Lemon

“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!” – Lucy Van Pelt

“My mom asked me what I’m doing at Easter. I said the same as Jesus – going out Friday, coming back Monday.”

“They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don’t find the eggs, they get booed.” – Bob Uecker

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“In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, you’ll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade.” – Irving Berlin

“Easter is of course to celebrate Jesus returning from the dead. Fair enough, it is difficult to resist a packet of mini eggs isn’t it?” – Jimmy Carr

“Any holiday which starts with a ‘Good Friday’ can’t be all bad.”

“I wanted to give up my children for Lent, but nobody would take them.” – Melanie White

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“Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.” – Jack Handy

“Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood.” – Wallace Stevens

“My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.” – Adam Ferrara

“Easter combines the best of the present with the traditions of the past – like Cadbury cream eggs with hunting and gathering.” – Melanie White

“Easter eggs are probably the weirdest part about this great holiday. Rabbits laying eggs and then children run around finding them and eating them thinking that they are chocolate.”

“If you believe in the Easter Bunny, it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is pooping multi-color eggs in your garden.” – Alex Antunes

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Easter will be on Sunday, April 12 , 2020 this year.

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Easter fills us with hope, joy and warmth. It is a time to get together with friends, family and loved ones and celebrate this joyful time. Reach out to all your loved one and come together.

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Easter 2020 : What day is Easter in 2020

Easter will be on Sunday, April 12 , 2020 this year.

You might know already that Easter falls on a different date each year.

Easter and the many church holidays related to it – such as Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Good Friday—are called “moveable feasts,” because they do not fall on a fixed date on the Gregorian calendar, which follows the cycle of the Sun and the seasons. Instead, these days follow a lunisolar calendar, similar to Jewish holidays

A look at the some of the upcoming date for Easter:

  • Easter 2021 :  April 4th
  • Easter 2022: April 17th
  • 2023: April 9th
  • 2024 : March 31st

The “paschal full moon” – from the Aramaic for Passover – is the one that falls on or after the spring equinox on March 21.Easter Day is the first Sunday after the paschal full moon – so if the full moon is on a Sunday, Easter will be a week later.Therefore the earliest Easter can be is March 22, and the latest is April 25. This divides 19 normal calendar years into 235 months of 30 and 29 days each, with the ecclesiastical full moon on the 14th day of each lunar month. Because the precise timing of observing the full moon can vary in each time zone, the Church instead calculates the date from the ecclesiastical calendar. In Western Christianity, Easter Sunday must always follow the first full moon after the spring equinox.

Easter celebrates the death and resurrection of Jesus, which the Bible says happened around the Jewish festival Passover. In 2020 the full moon is on April 8, which is also the date Passover starts. The latest Easter in recent years was April 23 in the year 2000, and the earliest was March 23 in 2008. Passover typically begins on the night of the first full moon after the spring equinox, except in “leap months” when it is the second full moon, as in 2016.