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30 Funny Happy Easter Quotes

Here you will find 30 Funny Easter quotes which will make your upcoming Easter more funny and enjoyable.

If you are going to wish someone happy Easter then these Humorous Easter quotes would be the best way to express your feelings in a enjoyable way!

Funny Quotes for Easter Day

“Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.” – Garrison Keillor

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“I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.” – Caroline Rhea’s Funny Easter quotes.

“Most people outside of America won’t get it. It’s the Easter bunny. It’s another lie and I don’t understand why we had to invent this character.” – Todd Rundgren

“Easter has been cancelled – they found the body.” – Jim Butcher

“Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.” – Clarence W. Hall

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“Easter is a time for dressing up, looking your best, and hunting for candy. It’s Halloween in reverse.” – Melanie White

“My father was so cheap. Every Easter we’d wear the same clothes, but he’d take us to a different church.” – A. J. Jamal

“My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.” – Amy Sedaris

“The real reason Easter is on a different day each year is because sometimes it’s difficult to remember which lie you told.” – Jimmy Carr

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“Easter is not a passport to another world; it is a quality of perception for this one.” – W.P. Lemon

“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!” – Lucy Van Pelt

“My mom asked me what I’m doing at Easter. I said the same as Jesus – going out Friday, coming back Monday.”

“They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don’t find the eggs, they get booed.” – Bob Uecker

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“In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, you’ll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade.” – Irving Berlin

“Easter is of course to celebrate Jesus returning from the dead. Fair enough, it is difficult to resist a packet of mini eggs isn’t it?” – Jimmy Carr

“Any holiday which starts with a ‘Good Friday’ can’t be all bad.”

“I wanted to give up my children for Lent, but nobody would take them.” – Melanie White

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“Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.” – Jack Handy

“Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood.” – Wallace Stevens

“My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.” – Adam Ferrara

“Easter combines the best of the present with the traditions of the past – like Cadbury cream eggs with hunting and gathering.” – Melanie White

“Easter eggs are probably the weirdest part about this great holiday. Rabbits laying eggs and then children run around finding them and eating them thinking that they are chocolate.”

“If you believe in the Easter Bunny, it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is pooping multi-color eggs in your garden.” – Alex Antunes

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Easter will be on Sunday, April 12 , 2020 this year.

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World Water Day is an annual UN observance day (22 March) that highlights the importance of freshwater. The day is used to advocate for the sustainable management of freshwater resources.

The theme of each day focuses on topics relevant to clean water, sanitation and hygiene (WASH), which is in line with the targets of Sustainable Development Goal 6.[2] The UN World Water Development Report (WWDR) is released each year around World Water Day. The 2019 theme was “Leaving no one behind”. Previous themes for the years 2014 to 2018 were “Water and energy”. #WorldWaterDay


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Some of the cool whatsapp status are stated here with. These types of whatsapp status are for the persons, who want to exhibit a cool side of their personality. Funny Cool whatsapp status are started with:-

  • I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.
  • I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
  • I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
  • I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
  • I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
  • We all are born to die, don’t feel more special than me.
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  • I hate math, but I love counting money.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status….
  • The Earth without “Art” is just “Eh”.
  • I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
  • God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me.
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
  • I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
  • I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  • I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
  • Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
  • I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.
  • I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
  • I need Google in my brain.
  • I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.
  • I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
  • I started out with nothing and i still have most of it.